The Oldest Dickhead In Town

So I’ve been writing………

Started on a wee short story the other week, nearly finished it too. want to get a few of them finished and actually send them away to publications. Here is the first paragraph…….

The love of a good woman is such a rare commodity; it is what we search for the most. Like that first taste of an 18 year old malt we wish to savour it first, inhale that sweet smelling fragrance before we inevitably devour it in a way that leaves us beyond the point of intoxication, drawn deeper into the glass bottle from which it comes. We find ourselves captivated by the beauty it offers us but unable to handle the experience it provides without falling sick from our overindulgence.

A ridiculous waste of incredible talent

— One of my high school teachers

If I knew at 16 what I know now, I’d have probably made the same mistakes, the same wrong choices and would probably still find myself in the same position I am today.

— Me, 2011

We’re young! We’re supposed to drink too much, we’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each others brains out. We are designed to party! This is it! Yeah, so a few of us will overdose, or go mental. But Charles Darwin said, ‘You can’t make an omlette, without breaking a few eggs.’ And that’s what it’s all about, breaking eggs. And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class A’s! If you could just see yourselves. It breaks my heart; you’re wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up, bigger, and better than any generation that came before us! WE WERE SO BEAUTIFUL! We’re screw ups. I’m a screw up. And I plan to be a screw up, until my late twenties, maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mother, before I let her, or anyone else, take that away from me!

—

 Nathan Young, Misfits

Stolen from decadentlifestyle.net

Adjust the thousand dollar smile and behold the creation of man

— New Noise by Refused

So……..

I’ve decided to take my tunnels out, next up is to remove the ring from my nose and replace it with a little gem stud like t’other one. Going to make my face a tad more presentable I reckon.